There’s a new Jamiroquai song out. It’s weird, which is typical, but can it pass the most important test? We’re speaking, of course, of the Will This Jamiroquai Song Make Me Subconsciously Accelerate To Speeds Exceeding 200 Miles Per Hour In My Lamborghini test.
Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.
A UK pastry chef who admitted damaging Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo was sentenced to 20 weeks in jail. Frankly, we think the prosecutor should have gone for the death penalty. (h/t Brian!) [Star]