“That swarm of wasps we let out of the back of our DAF 46 Stationcar with its fine Variomatic transmission sure is making those kids scream and run! I sure love not having to shift as I drive to the location where I set free my swarm of angry wasps. Let’s get in the back and make sweet love now, Candis.”

Advertisement

Justin Westbrook’s out doing New York auto show stuff, so you’re stuck with me. And by me, I mean it’s me, Ryan Felton. Pictured here is a 1996 Chevy Cavalier. I didn’t own this particular one, but I’m showing you it because a ‘96 Cavalier was my first car. It was red, complete shit, but I loved it dearly. Anyway.