Stupid Strikes Again
Wow, cool Mercedes youâve got there, guy. Is it new? Can you do any tricks with it?
Hereâs Some Hilarious Bullshit About Catalytic Converters
Every now and then you see an article written about cars from a position of authority, and yet the author seems to have learned about cars from a website written by a sentient hoagie who only knows about cars from what they inferred from the collective writings of Nathan Laneâs dog. The Federalist just ranâŚ
Guy Rents Ferrari 458 Italia, Wrecks It While His Passenger Screams At Him
Like all humans, Iâm sure you like a nice helping of schaden with your freude, right? Iâm not proud of it, but there it is. And a great way to get your daily helping of schadenfreude is to watch this dumb ass total a rented Ferrari 458 Italia by driving like an idiot.
Fake Cop Pulls Over Real Cop, Gets Real Arrested: Report
If youâre pretending to be a given profession, itâs a good rule of thumb to try and avoid anyone whoâs actually in that profession. Thatâs why I donât hang out at astronaut bars anymore. This is a rule 20-year-old Nicholas Keeton ignored Thursday, when he allegedly pretended to be a cop, and attempted to pull over anâŚ
Man Unsurprisingly Crashes And Is Seriously Injured In 115 MPH Freeway Livestream
First, I should say that the driver lived. Heâs in critical condition, but hopefully heâll pull through. That said, the guyâs an idiot, and all of this was preventable by just being slightly less of an idiot. How? Maybe by not driving like a fool on a public highway while livestreaming video of said foolishness beforeâŚ
Seemingly Good Citizen Ruins Moment By Being An Asshole
After an inattentive driver cuts off this motorcyclist while simultaneously dropping his wallet, the biker takes the high road, picking up the wallet and trying to give it back. Donât worry, the situation turns vindictive in the end.
Watch Another Jabroni Find Out His Truck Can't Fly
Stock pickup trucks are not strong enough to survive jumps. You know it, I know it, but some folks just need to learn these things for themselves. Thatâs when you just hope somebodyâs standing around with a camera!
'That Motherfucker Is On The 76 On A Fucking Big Wheel'
Iâm a Big Wheel owner. Usually, my kid drives it, but I can say itâs a vehicle with some really great attributes: light, simple, easy, and it has little spring-loaded clackers. What itâs not good at is driving on any sort of highway. Someone should tell this Philadelphia Big Wheel-like driver that, because thisâŚ
Guy Crashes McLaren 650S Into A Tree Ten Minutes After Buying It
It takes a special sort of person to drive a McLaren 650S. As a supercar capable of hitting 100 mph in under six seconds, they wonât even sell you one unless you have two very specific things: about $300,000 and a functioning metabolism. One man in Essex, England with just these criteria bought one, and managed toâŚ
Do You Like Apples? Watch These Cambridge Idiots Asking To Get Hit By A Train
Elliot Smith plays somberly in the background. Trains donât care about you or your issues. Robin Williams ainât gonna therapy you out of getting hit by a damn train, you dummy Cambridge kids. I donât care that itâs going slow. Just slow down man.
Here's Why You Never, Ever Use A Trailer Hitch To Pull A Stuck Truck
Recovering a stuck truck is serious business; thereâs a lot of weight and energy at work and if you donât take safety seriously you can end up like these idiots: dodging a flying steel projectile for dear life.
Idiot Street Racers Blamed For Massive Freeway Wreck That Killed Three
Iâm not sure why racing on a public road full of other cars and trucks doesnât seem like a terrible idea to people, but it is. If simple logic doesnât get the concept across, maybe this wreck, caused by a race between a Challenger and a Charger, will. Three are dead, and the carnage of the multi-car wreck closedâŚ
Determined Maniac Thinks He Can Win A Tug-Of-War With A Tow Truck
A perverse part of me sort of admires this idiot. Firstly, because this guy seems to actually own a grape-soda-colored Honda Pilot, and secondly because you have to admire the power of rage-thinking when it can make a presumably mostly-rational human think they can win a tug-of-war with a tow truck and somehow allâŚ
Attention Drivers: Your Car Isnât as Big As You Think
I think itâs time to discuss an issue that has been severely plaguing our society since day one, when Benjamin Franklin landed on Plymouth Rock and declared independence from Europe. That issue is: most people are idiots.
Dumb Cop Forgets His Own Car And Reports It Stolen
A cop in Doncaster, England reportedly parked his unmarked police car in a neighborhood to look for a suspect. By the time he got back to the car, he'd forgotten he'd driven that one and freaked out thinking he'd found a stolen police car.
Watch Idiot GT-R And Hellcat Street Racers Get Exactly What They Deserve
Street racing is so dumb. Seriously. It's one of the dumbest and most irresponsible things you can do in a car. Yet the drivers of this Hellcat and GT-R decide they'd rather risk the lives of everyone around them to street race. Thankfully, the cops were also there and they put a stop to it.
