Fake Cop Pulls Over Real Cop, Gets Real Arrested: Report

If you’re pretending to be a given profession, it’s a good rule of thumb to try and avoid anyone who’s actually in that profession. That’s why I don’t hang out at astronaut bars anymore. This is a rule 20-year-old Nicholas Keeton ignored Thursday, when he allegedly pretended to be a cop, and attempted to pull over an…

Man Unsurprisingly Crashes And Is Seriously Injured In 115 MPH Freeway Livestream

First, I should say that the driver lived. He’s in critical condition, but hopefully he’ll pull through. That said, the guy’s an idiot, and all of this was preventable by just being slightly less of an idiot. How? Maybe by not driving like a fool on a public highway while livestreaming video of said foolishness before…