An Ex-Military Humvee Is A Gulf War-Era Icon
The HMMWV contract to replace the original 1950s design GPW Jeep was bid on and won by AM General, beginning production…
The Hummer H3T Is America's Dream Truck but It Came Ten Years Too Early
“That 2019 Chevy Colorado ZR2 Bison. I must own it!” your inner patriot screams. “The 2020 Jeep Gladiator! Please let…
Which Car Would You Choose to Put Back Into Production?
Earlier this week, we learned that someone bought the design drawings and tooling for the Aston Martin Vanquish for $26…
How To Turn A Surplus Hummer Into The Off-Road Beast Of Your Dreams
Ever since the U.S. military started pawning its ratty old Humvees off on the public through surplus auctions, people…
The Hummer H2 Is A Grand And Opulent Bad Idea
Once again, North America finds itself addicted to trucks and SUVs, spurred on by cheap gas. What we lack is a rolling…
Hell Yeah Hummers Demolishing Houses!
I always figured demolition would be the best part of any property renovation project. But you know what they say; if a…
Here's The Real Story Of The Chrysler PT Cruiser I Crushed
When I die, I think this is what my tombstone will say: Here lies Doug DeMuro. Crushed a PT Cruiser with a Hummer.
Tupac's Badass Hummer Just Sold For A Whopping $337,144
Most used Hummers look like they’re demanding somewhere between $60,000 and $100,000 on eBay. This one, complete with a…
What It's Like To Drive A Hummer H1 Through A Flooded City
Texas is inundated with torrential rain and biblical flooding. Roads are turning to rivers and carrying cars off all…
Serious Injuries Reported After Military Hummer Flips Over On New Jersey Turnpike
The New Jersey State Police has confirmed that at least one military vehicle has rolled over and landed on its roof on…
Here’s What It Was Like to Own a
Hummer For a Year
People of Jalopnik, I have sold my Hummer. Yes, that’s right: my giant, slow, loud, gas-guzzling, unreliable behemoth…
America Fails To Conquer Europe As Military Hummers Get Stuck In The Sand
Multi-country military team NATO is in the middle of a mock-war right now called “Trident Juncture.” Air, sea and land…
Here’s What Happened When I Took My
Hummer Off-Roading
I recently spent an afternoon mired in the kind of fear that only really comes when you believe you’re staring down the…
I Took My Hummer To A Drag Strip
Have you ever wanted to test the drag racing capabilities of an 8,000-pound vehicle that’s shaped like a file cabinet?…
Here’s What Happened When I Tried
To Sell My Hummer To CarMax
I recently took my Hummer to CarMax for an appraisal, which was carried out by several helpful, perky CarMax employees…
Here's How You Service And Repair
An Original Hummer
When you own an original Hummer, you get a lot of questions. Why is it so big? Why do you need a vehicle like this? Do…
I Took My Hummer To New York City, And It Was Awful
I recently had the opportunity to take my Hummer to New York City. This was a highly unusual experience, and it felt a…
Here’s What Happens When Your
Hummer Breaks Down On a Busy Street
My Hummer recently caused me great embarrassment and shame. This is in addition to the great embarrassment and shame…
GM Recalling 200k Hummers After Underestimating Number Of Reported Fires
General Motors announced the recall of 196,379 Hummers for fire risk. Three people suffered minor burns due to the…