Oct 31
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It’s the time to get a little spooky, and since most of us aren’t going out to celebrate this year, let’s talk about…
Oct 31
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The whole concept of Halloween is pretty much a no-go in 2020. Wandering around the streets and letting strangers…
Oct 30
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You know how I foolishly insist on making these posts about costumes for your car nearly every Halloween? And you…
Nov 19 2019
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Deep within the dark and wild forests of New England, an ancient beast awakens. Its fierce growl unmistakable, it…
Oct 31 2019
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Hot damn, everybody, it’s Halloween! That one night a year when it’s acceptable to wear your S&M gear outside and…
Oct 31 2019
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It’s Halloween, my favorite day of the year, and in honor of that, today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Buick is a car…
Oct 27 2019
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Halloween is this week, readers! We hope you have your costumes all sorted out and ready to go, but, in case you…
Oct 17 2019
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Allow me to set the scene. You’re home alone... or, well, you thought you were home alone, but now there’s some…
Oct 31 2018
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When you’re a kid, Halloween is about throwing off that winter coat your mother insists you wear over your costume…
Oct 31 2018
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Grrrrrrrrrr GRAUNCH GRAUNCH GRAUNCH GRAUNCH. A horrifying grinding noise, to me, is the scariest possible noise…
Oct 31 2018
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Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.
Oct 31 2018
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Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Cadillac celebrates All Hallows’ Eve two ways—by being a hearse, and by being the…
Oct 29 2018
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Feel that excitement in the air, that electricity all around you, that moistening of the pants? That can only mean…
Oct 16 2018
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Nov 1 2017
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It’s funny, I just sketched something like this out to make for my kid on Halloween, but, crucially, I didn’t get…
Nov 1 2017
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Japan on a normal day is crazy and different enough from the rest of the world, but come Halloween and it’s like a…
Oct 31 2017
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It’s Halloween, the perfect time to talk about things that haunt us: like parts failures that can cause us to lose…
Oct 31 2017
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I don’t have to tell you that the hottest Halloween trend happening right now are costumes for your car. Why dress…
Oct 30 2017
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Just when you thought no third-generation Toyota Supra strife could match your Facebook arguments over the pros and…
Oct 31 2016
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It’s Halloween! As part of the blood oath Jalopnik signed to promote the Works of the Dark Lord, we’d like to take a…