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The point in which you give your wife a tattoo of the name of the car you won for six months is the point in which perhaps a car contest has gone on way too long. (Hat tip to Blaine!)
If you'd like to spend a few hours on Friday helping Fiesta Movement winner (and recent clutch addict) Jill Hanner out on one of her monthly missions, drop her an e-mail at xgobobeanx[Removethis]@gmail.com with the subject line: "Want To Drive With Jill Hanner." She'll pick the Jalopnik reader least likely to be crazy…
'Twas a long fought battle, but the Fiesta will soon be mine! Here's how you can follow my adventures, trials and all-purpose Ford Euro-flavored tomfoolery. For starters: picking up the Fiesta.
Want a small, cheap, fun-to-drive, economical, practical car? Right now there's not many choices at all and none if you want to buy American. The Ford Fiesta will change that.
Ford tells me in choosing entries, they're looking for an ability to draw both comments and YouTube views on the entry. So, here's your chance to shine as Jalopnik commenters. Go crazy! Let's get some serious comment traffic going here and some serious view traffic going over on YouTube to show FoMoCo what JalopMoCo…