I’ll be the first to admit that I do not understand high fashion, but I am absolutely perplexed by this $39,000…
It’s a lot harder to hire for this dang place than it looks. Sure a person can drive, but can they write? Sure, a…
Wouldn’t you know it, I wake up this morning and hear the servants whispering to each other about this so-called…
Now, it’s not unusual that hovels get put up for sale—that happens damn-near every day—but this particular one…
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You know how sometimes you just want to escape to a simple life? Avoid all the complications of the metropolis and…
When it comes to celebrating events—anniversaries, conquests, the downfall of nemeses—I would say I am somewhat of…
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Today, Rolls-Royce officially announced the Black Badge version of its hyper-luxury SUV, the Cullinan. Rolls-Royce’s…
Hello my lovelies. I know it’s been a while. Did you think I’d forgotten about you? Of course I haven’t! Even I need…
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Hello, hello, hello, my darlings! What a summer it has been so far. I heard you didn’t get that time off from work…
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You might not know this about me, but I don’t have many friends. Staffers—yes. They number in the hundreds. But…
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“Space is the new frontier,” is a phrase you often hear from dreamy losers with their heads stuck in the clouds.…
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It does not do, as I have always said, to be merely rich. Any idiot can be rich. But to be rich and have the taste…
I love parties. You might not think this is true, but I do. I love everything about them: Choosing the space,…
Not that I would personally ever do so, but I understand why people reproduce. You, utterly pleased with your…
Life has been so boring lately. All anyone wants to whine about is the widening gap between the rich and the poor.…
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As I have extensively documented before, riding in cars is extremely difficult for me. Not only do they place the…
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Royalty is overrated, I tell you. First we have a royal family whose only job seems to be getting married and now we…
You, a member of the down-trodden proletariat, toil away at your jobs in order to afford basic necessities like…