Transit police in Ecuador last week dealt with an unusual but obscenely cute situation: the rescue of this dorky-looking little sloth on the side of a highway. Look at the little guy!
Julian Assange may have to go on a madcap car chase through London escaping the UK from the Ecuadorian Embassy to the airport. Which car should he go in?
So, Wikileaks founder has been granted asylum by Ecuador after fleeing to their embassy in London to avoid extradition to Sweden over rape charges. But… he's still trapped in the embassy. How does he get to Ecuador? Get to the airport. How does he get to the airport? Possibly the diplomatic BMW 5-Series above.
Oh man. Where's our fruit hat? We're scamming a ticket to Ecuador from an unsuspecting produce wholesaler, just to get all immersed in the country's third-most-economically important city. A city, of course, named for Rüsselheim's most important export, the Opel Manta. Plus, it's got the largest seaport in the…