Cars don’t have to make sense to everyone, but at some point they have to make sense to at least someone.

In the used car market there are automotive bargains, and then there are cars priced so heavily out of anyone’s comfort zone that you wonder if they’re really trying to sell the car at all, or just look like they are to placate a furious partner who wants their garage back.

It’s one thing to know where bargains sleep at night, but it’s another to realize that there is no logical reason why a car still commands most of its asking price ten years down the line, despite not actually being very good. This week, your challenge is to find the most hilariously overpriced cars on eBay. This…

When the paycheck can’t come fast enough, it’s good to know that the cheap cars we drive won’t give up the ghost and destroy whatever hope we had of making ends meet. That’s why I asked you cheap bastards to choose the most reliable cars for less than a $2,000 on eBay, and to be honest, I couldn’t have done any better…

Face it, sometimes you just need adequate transportation that will get you to where you need to go without blowing the hell up and making you regret not taking an Uber. That’s why this week, it is your duty to find the most reliable cars on eBay for under a measly $2,000 budget. I’m not sure this is even possible.

For those following the economy, you’ll likely have noticed a steady trend towards a general market downturn. Having said that, I asked you forward-thinking bunch to find the exotics that would once again be affordable to those smart enough to convert their money into Bitcoin before everyone’s 401k got flushed down…

Those eyeing the used car market for the past few years will have seen a sharp increase in the prices of some otherwise unloved exotics. However, nothing is forever, and with the Federal Reserve’s upcoming interest rate hike, it’s all but a certainty that the market will take a dump harder than the aftermath of Taco…

Every time your hired Uber driver pulls up in a 250,000 mile Prius on its last legs, you die a little inside. That’s why I asked you ride-hailing fools for suggestions on the best cars that would qualify for Uber, under a $25,000 budget on eBay, and it literally brought a tear to my eye. Not really, but anything’s…

When your plane lands and you make the choice to skip the taxi line and reach for your Uber app, it’s a certainty that the car coming to pick you up is going to be about as exciting as a routine colonoscopy. That’s why it’s your job, this week, to find the best cars for Uber drivers under a $25,000 budget, because…

The used exotic car market has become laughably untouchable for most people’s bank accounts, but there are still a few cars that have been passed over in favor of more recognizable models. Here they are for your enjoyment.

If you’re an avid Craigslist peruser as you should be, you’ll have noticed that finding an exotic supercar on a budget is becoming harder by the day. However, hard doesn’t mean impossible. Your challenge this week is to find forgotten exotic gems for less than a $35,000 budget. This will not be easy.

It’s an undeniable boost to your ego when someone compliments car you’re driving, but there are certainly times when all you need is something low key, where you - and no one else - knows its true potential. That’s why last week, I asked you to give me the best under-the-radar cars for a $10k budget, and it almost…

It’s one thing to have a great looking, sounding, and performing that gets plenty of compliments. It’s quite another to fly so low under the radar that no one noticed that you’ve beat everyone to the destination by an hour. That’s why it’s your job to find great cars that people simply don’t notice in their commute,…

It’s common knowledge that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Apparently, so is the illusion of wealth, because last week I asked you frugal freaks to find me cars that would fool your neighbors into thinking you’ve hit the lottery, and deliver you did. Clear your schedules.

Everyone knows that the best things in life are usually in your rose-tinted memories. Your first kiss, that time you found $100 on the ground, and the first time you did a standing burnout in a Wal-Mart parking lot will never be beat in terms of sheer awesome, but they may be forgotten over time.

It’s good to know where your standards lie. Otherwise, we wouldn’t know the difference between Mega Blocks and LEGOs. That’s why I asked you all to provide me with cars that you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole, much less your bank account. This might hurt.

Sometimes movies give us a glimpse into an alternate reality or some possible future. Even the worst of these movies typically offer a look at what the people of these worlds drive. Sometimes the cars are cool, and sometimes they’re a Lexus concept you forgot about in 2002's Minority Report.

Sometimes you have to know what you don’t want in life in order to know what you actually do want. That’s why, this week, I challenge you to find me the cars on eBay that you wouldn’t buy for any price. Welcome to hell.