A Pennsylvania woman has been cited with summary disorderly conduct for losing her ducks, which made their way into traffic and caused a wreck.
Emma Czornobaj has been sentenced to 90 days in jail, 240 hours of community service, and is banned from driving for a decade. When she had stopped her car on the highway to round up some ducks four years ago, a motorcycle carrying two passengers rammed into it at highway speed.
[A British Ford in 1934 is confounded by...ducks. Photo Credit: Getty]
Despite news about police brutality and Jalopnik writers ending up in jail, not all cops are awful. In fact, some, like officer Bryan Rowe, seem pretty great, especially if you're a momma duck with a bunch of little ducklings, crossing a road to take them to duck school or something.
I hope someone called Duckling Protective Services, because this is really just terrible timing to take the kids out for a swim. She's probably Canadian.
A mamma Mallard and her brood of fuzzy ducklings blocked traffic Thursday morning trying to cross a St. Louis street. Motorists called the local bird sanctuary to have the birds removed to a safer area.
A 19-year-old man in Ann Arbor, Michigan killed four ducklings by running over them with his Hummer, apparently as an act of vengeance against the employees of a McDonalds who act as caretakers of the duck family.
When a Florida cop comes upon a group of sitting ducks in the middle of the road he and a kind civilian help them to safety.