Yesterday, the lumberjack-loving gals at The Globe and Mail put together a list of cars that'd help ladies pick up men. Lame. Here's ten cars that definitely won't enhance your milkshake's ability to bring boys to the yard.

We bring you the following picture as a public service announcement. It was taken by an actual girl we were on an actual date with. Recently, even. It was a very good date. And we were in a borrowed press-fleet car, which our date mightily enjoyed. However, the advice offered by the people who set up Ford's "Life in…