Danica Patrick Wrecks Out Of The Indianapolis 500, Her Final Race
When Danica Patrick lost her Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series ride at the end of the 2017 season, she said she’d…
Hard Daytona 500 Wreck Knocks Danica Patrick Out Of Her Final NASCAR Race
Danica Patrick announced last year that she’d end her racing career with one more attempt at each of America’s biggest…
Danica Patrick Now Has A Seat And A Team For The Daytona 500
When Danica Patrick announced her retirement last year, she said that she would also give the Daytona 500 and…
Danica Patrick's Last Race As A Full-Time NASCAR Driver Ends Early In Flames
NASCAR’s final race of 2017 has been somewhat anticlimactic so far, with only one early caution for Joey Gase eating…
Danica Patrick Will Retire From Racing In 2018
NASCAR’s Danica Patrick will retire from racing next year after giving the Daytona 500 and Indianapolis 500 one last…
Danica Patrick Loses NASCAR Ride
Danica Patrick, the only female driver currently in the top-level Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series, won’t compete for…
Stop Calling Every Female Racer ‘The Next Danica Patrick’
Sometimes, it’s nice to think that in one of the few professional sports without gender divisions, people can…
This May Be The Insane NASCAR Save Of The Year
How Trevor Bayne kept his car on the pavement and out of the wall in Saturday night’s Monster Energy Open race, I still…
Danica Patrick's Fiery Oil Slick Sends Team Owner Tony Stewart Into Hard Wall
A gear failed on Danica Patrick’s Stewart-Haas Racing Chevrolet during NASCAR Sprint Cup practice at Dover…
Talladega Ends With Two Huge Wrecks In The Last Ten Laps; Keselowski Wins
Did we watch a NASCAR Sprint Cup race or a demolition derby today at Talladega? With eight laps to go, Matt Kenseth…
NASCAR To Drivers: Stay Off The Hot Track, And Post-Race Media Time Is A Must
Two of NASCAR’s biggest stars—Danica Patrick and Kyle Busch—received penalties today from NASCAR’s weekend at Auto Club…
Danica Patrick Is Super Mad After NASCAR Crash With Kasey Kahne
Danica Patrick’s had to retire from today’s Auto Club 400 after Kasey Kahne spun her into the wall. Needless to say, she…
NASCAR Fans Are Freaking Out Over Stewart-Haas Racing's Switch From Chevy To Ford
In a surprising move this week, NASCAR Sprint Cup Series powerhouse Stewart-Haas Racing announced that they were moving…
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Watch Danica Patrick Get Mad And Get Even With Dale Earnhardt Jr.
After getting tapped from behind by Dale Earnhardt Jr. at Kentucky Speedway last night and radioing over an…
America's Next Formula One Team Actually Built A Car (Update: Maybe Not)
The announcement of Haas F1, an effort led by NASCAR mogul Gene Haas, has been met with equal amounts of excitement and…
NASCAR Debris Cautions In Texas Were Probably Caused By Taco Dribble
NASCAR doesn't always do the best job of explaining their debris cautions. Today's race at Texas Motor Speedway has…
You Can Now Buy Danica Patrick's Dog (In Stuffed Form)
Do you need a stuffed companion for race weekends, but are deeply disappointed that Puffalumps have been discontinued…
Bar Refaeli Thinks Danica Patrick Would Make A Great Model
USA Today's For The Win blog snuck in a tasty little nugget in their celebrity Final Four tie-in interview with Bar…
Danica Patrick Is Not Having Any Of Denny Hamlin's Excuses
Danica Patrick got wrecked not once, but twice by Denny Hamlin this week, including during the last Daytona Duel…