Comment Of The Day: Turtle Edition
When it’s done, it’s done. And when it ain’t done, it definitely ain’t done. That goes not only for cars, but other…
A Wedding Planner With A Racing Schedule Would've Been Helpful
Ryan Hunter-Reay had a pretty good excuse to miss his friend's wedding. Maybe he really wanted to go, but this sounds…
Love. It's What You Use To Kill A Subaru
Some of us with cars like to keep them mostly blemish-free. Others grow more attached the more their car is beat to…
You Don't Want To Mess With 'Big Fiddle'
Seriously, how does the captain just walk by this guy on a violin after these musicians got thrown off a U.S. Airways…
Who Could Be Villainous Enough To Sell A Hellcat?
If you had any doubt the Dodge Challenger Hellcat was going to sound tame, that was all shattered with this revelation…
Will The Sterling Owners In The Room Please Stand Up?
Glad we riled up everyone with the ten car owners who won't shut up about their cars. But there are some car owners who…
Come On Pastor Maldonado, You're Laughing On The Inside
Hope everyone had fun making Pastor Maldonado jokes today. Sure looks like you did. Don't worry about Pastor, he's used…
Hey Chevy, Dodge Wants A Word With Your 'Flowtie'
So the new thing in muscle cars appears to be air intakes where you least expect them. Earlier this year, Chevy showed…
What's Taylor Swift's Motive For Telling You To Wear Your Seat Belt?
Possibly the last person I'd expect to do a seat belt public service announcement would be Taylor Swift. But here we…
The Words That Shape One Of The Recalled GM Cars
Possibly the most bizarre piece from the Powerpoint GM didn't intend for you to see was a whole bunch of words they…
You Can't Handle The Manual!
Oh no, the Audi A3 Clubsport Quattro concept doesn't have a manual. Yes, it has 525 horsepower, all-wheel drive, five…
Nothing Will Stop The Cat From The World's Greatest GIF From Its Lunch
If you haven't seen it, a cat did the most amazing thing today. Who says nothing good comes out of Bakersfield?
Would Traveling Back In Time Make The 911 Turbo Better?
The 2014 Porsche 911 Turbo is loaded with tech and has no available manual transmission. Some people hate this. Others…
What's The Unofficial Car Of Your Town?
Forget the official statistics about your country's most popular vehicles, what's the unofficial car in your city or…
Tanner Foust & Rutledge Wood Talk Top Gear And Plaid Shirts
Tanner Foust and Rutledge Wood of Top Gear USA graced Jalopnik HQ with their presence this afternoon, and were kind…
Standing Tall, Someone Admits To Owning A 2014 Mitsubishi Mirage
Back in the '90s, if you wanted an interesting Japanese car, you were probably directed towards a Mitsubishi showroom.…
SRT Was The Happy Meal On Chrysler's Menu
Can't say I'm surprised to see SRT dead and the Viper called a Dodge again. It's like everything is right with the…
Sure, A Mining Truck Is A Better Way To Make A Pool
Basically you're going to need a $60,000 heavy-duty pickup if you're going to safely make a truck bed swimming pool. Or…
The Sedan Was Never The Best Solution, But People Still Like Them
Personally, I like things with hatches. I like the ability to haul basically all of my belongings in my car. Perhaps…
How To Go From Ice Rallycross To Carlos Ghosn In 7 Sentences
You know Carlos Ghosn, the Brazilian in charge of both Renault and Nissan. What does he have to do with an igloo hotel…