The Chevrolet Cavalier is one of those great hallmarks of āmeh:ā a car so aggressively bleh that you canāt hardly feh about it. They fade into the background unless theyāre covered in Insane Clown Posse stickers or something. Yet this driver found a way to make even a beige Cavalier exciting.
As I do more and more of these Meh Car Monday articles, Iām realizing thereās a spectrum of meh that these cars fall into. Some are capable, well-made, and functionally decent vehicles, but just lacking any sort of character or soul; thatās about the best a meh car can hope for. At the other end are cars who deriveā¦
Road & Track. Evo.Ā Top Gear, The Grand Tour, all of them. Carl has no use for these ābuff booksā and āenthusiast shows.ā He has no love for the self-professed journalists and how they sling seven-figure McLarens and Ferraris and Porsches around race tracks in countries heāll never visit.
Whatever happened to teal cars? Teal needs to come back. The Cavalier, on the other hand, can stay dead.
For Mr. Regular, the Chevrolet Cavalier Z24 brings back memories of driversā ed, visor-mounted CD sleeves, and Ritaās Italian Ice. Oh how those days arenāt missed.
The Chevrolet Cavalier is the cockroach of the American automotive landscape, and truly mind-bogglingly awful examples are scattered all across the nation's Craigslist regions.
A California man survived a 40-foot drive off a cliff and into a cove with just minor injuries. His Chevrolet Cavalier, on the other hand, did not. I can't imagine he's too sad about that.
We're all for seizing the day, but sometimes it pays to take your time. Like when you're putting a turbo on your Chevy Cavalier, and decide that plastic plumbing from Home Depot will git-'er-done. This 'er is remarkably undone.
Say you're a banjo-pickin' young stud a-hankerin' for a nice new Cadillac Cimarron, but just can't come up with that fat inflationary Cadillac price tag? No problem! The General has an Olds-badged J Body just for you!
Who's to blame? There's been a lot of debate on the LeMons forums about who bears most of the responsibility for the wreck. You decide, below.
We're beginning to wonder if Google Street View is somehow causing these accidents. We saw the awesome Audi Q7 versus Range Rover upside-down cake near the Phoenix Country Club a couple of weeks ago. Now we're seeing another one a mere 2.7 miles away. "That's crazy talk!" you say. Nope, there's definitely a case to beā¦
