They don’t make them like they used to.
My dad had a Chevette for a very brief stretch in the early ‘90s. Or maybe it was the late ‘80s. The car screamed early ‘90s or late ‘80s.
What do we have here? A nice-looking car for once.
The old Corollas are good.
Often while walking my marmoset I’ll be stopped on the street by a fan, frequently a priest, who will inquire as to the possibility of acquiring one of our fine Blipshift t-shirts. “Tough luck, Padre!” I’ll say, flipping them a nickel for their trouble. Alas, the shirt is back. And it’s freakin’ brown!
PSA: Our pals at Blipshift are running their first sale of 2015. It starts tonight at 10 EST and ends on Monday at 10 EST. If you missed any of their shirts, now is the time to buy 57 of them. Go go go.
I am beyond excited. I cannot believe that I won the Blipshift / Turner Motorsports FTW T-shirt design contest. Being a pretty big BMW fan, this is a dream come true for me. I am super excited to be part of the Turner Motorsports Race Team as they try to win the title again in 2015.
If you want to show you're cool enough to roll your car, without having to actually be reckless enough to roll your car, make sure to buy this lovely t-shirt from the gentlefolks from blipshift before 10 PM tonight when it goes away forever.
Our first Jalopshift t-shirt was one of Blipshift's most popular shirts ever, which is why we've partnered with blipshift again to produce the ultimate Jalopnik t-shirt. Oh yeah, and you'll have a chance to design it again and then see your shirt at their pop-up store and our big party. Here are the details.
I'm driving a 2014 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 convertible this week. It has a 580-horsepower LSA motor under the hood. I imagine my fuel economy will be on the low side of dismal. Still, it will be fun.
Check it out guys, I think it's hilarious. I'm biased though, of course.