I'm Taking My $1 Oldsmobile Alero On A 1,400 Mile Thanksgiving Road Trip; Pray For Me

I don’t know how this happened, but my $1 Oldsmobile Alero—with its unknown service history and only recent “running” status after 11 months in a coma—is now my best car. As such, I’m taking it on a 1,400 mile road trip. God I hope I don’t have to celebrate Thanksgiving on the shoulder of a Pennsylvania interstate.