When you bring a 40-year-old air-cooled Volkswagen to a LeMons race, you expect to finish way, waaaay down in the…

Nobody thought a Volkswagen would ever win, just as nobody believed it possible for a Nissan Z, Taurus SHO, or Saab to…

Remember the Mid-Drive Crisis Mitsubishi Mirage? They all laughed when it entered the track! Well, nobody is laughing…

I'm too busy to take many photos during a LeMons BS Inspection— the gauntlet through which all entrants must pass in…

We're back at MSR Houston once again, and the LeMons Supreme Court sweated its way through a super-swampy hot day in…

When your rings go bad and crankcase pressure starts a-buildin' up, you'll get oil a-gushin' out of any escape it can…

We've been led to believe that the driver's seat on street cars should be one side or the other, but why? Team…

We saw a record four rollovers in last weekend's 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas, and the rollover parade started about five…

The third race of the '10 LeMons season took place at MSR Houston last weekend, and we witnessed an impossible Taurus…

We've learned that any Nissan Z makes an utterly terrible 24 Hours of LeMons car, but a super-rusty,…

First a Saab takes the overall LeMons win, then a Ford Taurus SHO wins the very next race? What's next, an Eldorado?

E30s? Miatas? Supras? Forget 'em! With Day One of the '10 Gator-O-Rama LeMons in the books, the standings are dominated…

We spent the day watching the Crewe Le Pew Renault Le Car buzzing around the track. No black flags, no mechanical…

We see this all the time during the BS Inspection: team can't get their shit together to finish their LeMons racer in…

The race started two hours ago, and I've been so busy dispensing Texas-style justice that I've only now had a chance to…

With 120, or 140, or whatever the number of entries at the 2010 Gator-O-Rama 24 Hours of LeMons, we're totally beat.…

We've seen the future of LeMons racing, but it seems only right that we wrap up 2009 with a look at the champions of…

The Organizer's Choice (formerly People's Choice) trophy goes to the team that, in the eyes of the Chief Perp, really ge…

Even though we tend to emphasize the Index Of Effluency winners, the team that takes the overall win at a LeMons race…

As we keep trying to make clear, the Index Of Effluency is the top prize, the pinnacle of all LeMons awards.