Survey says: Most car arguments are over directions. (Shut up, honey! We're not lost!) [NYT]
DISCUSSION
Girlfriend: We're lost.
Boyfriend: No we're not, look the place is right there.
GF: I don't mean geographically. We're lost.
BF: Huh?
GF: You barely look at me, we don't make love anymore. *starts crying* WHERE IS THIS RELATIONSHIP GOING?!
*awkward silence*
BF:...I've been bangin' your sister.