An Aston Martin DB9 rear-ended a Bugatti Veyron in Moscow over the weekend, but there's no dashcam video of the crash. Come on Russia, we expect better from you!
I thought that if there was any one thing I could trust Russia for, it was that every single hilarious or bizarre road incident would be recorded on someone's dashcam. I mean, if a single tree falls in a Russian forest, a dashcam will record it. If a meteor falls over Russia, a dashcam will record it. If a Bugatti gets into a crash in Russia's biggest city, surely a dashcam will record it, right?
I'm patiently waiting for some yahoo to upload video of this incident to LiveLeak or whatever. I just know that the video – the truth – is out there.