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You know it's going to be a good read when an AP article sent in by a tipster starts out:

"It was just a routine patrol until a King County sheriff's deputy lifted a tarp in Washington and found a soapbox derby racer built to look like a giant toilet."

The AP had our attention at "soapbox derby racer" and closed the deal with "giant toilet." [Foxnews]