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We really need to stop letting Bumbeck warp our brain so much. But he seems to have that effect on people. Sorta like that guy from Bridge On the River Kwai versus the guys in the white plastic suits with orange shoulder pauldrons. Nevertheless, we're starting to come down with a case of Starlet fever ourselves. Yeah, sure, it's a shitbox, but until 1984, it was a rear-drive shitbox. Plus, aluminum control arms. Who knew? It's like a Ford GT, but not.

Toyota Starlet [Wikipedia]

Starlet, A Reasonably-Priced Car [Internal]