"Freeze, asshole." It would appear the ex-Delta Force mercenary — all hopped up on Gatorade Fierce — handling security detail for the Chrysler Voyager test team is less than pleased to see a COINTEL spy pointing a telephoto in his general direction. The spies are saying the new minivan may get some muscle of its own — in the form of a Hemi V8 (SRT-8 anyone?), giving soccer moms and Nascar dads a reason to stay together other than for the sake of the kids. Expect first blood to be drawn at the 2007 Detroit show.

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