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Speculating On Speculation: What Would You Call That MoFo?

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Although a merger of unequals between the Goliath-like General and the futzing-around FoMoCo won't be happening, it doesn't mean bloggers can't dream. Tonight, we'll go to sleep with mergers and acquisitions of automakers dancing in our heads, with Alan Mulally courting Rick Wagoner with sugar plums on a candyland-like people mover, flowing on an elevated chocolate river (just like the original Detroit People Mover was designed to do). Ok, really...that's more of a nightmare, but whatevs. Anyway, help us dream a dream of a mega-merger:

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therealjamesandresen
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If you were to name them General Ford's Chicken, then it would make sense when all of their cars' parts start coming from China.