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A man with a blood alcohol level of .26 stole a Frito-Lay truck in Buffalo, NY, and initially attempted to sell the vehicle and its load of tasty snack foods for $20, though he was apparently talked down to five in his desparation for another beer. Apprehended by authorities after hitting two parked cars, the hapless sap was charged with driving while intoxicated and grand larceny, among other things. It's really too bad the guy wasn't just stoned, as he most likely would've been content attempting to eat through the van's cargo.

Drunk Man Allegedly Stole Snack Truck To Get Cash For More Beer [WFTV]

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