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Smart Pushed ALL the Way Outside, Shows Anger by Parallel Parking.

While those media big wigs were all dining on their caviar and champagne at 8 this morning, we were out doing the hard hitting type of "journalism" you, the reader, have come to know us for. Across the street from the red carpeted entrance of Cobo, Smart has a display set up in which their miniature runabouts accost a couple of well worn Lincoln limos. How's that for alliteration? Apparently the folks at Smart think Americans drive limos to and fro and thus want to make a mockery of them. If only you knew the whole story Smart, if only you knew. (Yes, people have been hired to do this ALL DAY, drive around and around then park then drive around).

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captain slow

Whats small and smart

And looks like a cart

Its SMART its SMART

It goes down stairs

In singles or pairs

It's fun to park

And a hoot but no boot

Its SMART its SMART