“SIR! SIR! This is a tennis court! You can’t park that here! SIR! We have people trying to play tennis! SIR! PLEASE MOVE YOUR CAR!”


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When I was young and poor I bought a ‘78 Concord 2 door for cheap $$$, a 2.0L 4 cylinder with an auto. That thing would lose a drag race to a glacier.