Singapore is eminently walkable, with wide avenues, famously draconian clean streets regulations, and an overall welcoming atmosphere for the pedestrian. Well, you might have to kiss all that goodbye because electric unicycles, scooters, and non-hovering, non-board-shaped “hoverboards” are taking over the city.

Coconuts Media, the English-language media network covering Asian urban centers recently caught up with some of the increasing number of “personal mobility device” enthusiasts, so they can tell us what a complete and total menace—I mean, ahem, total convenience that these electric people movers are.