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Scariest Halloween Pumpkin Ever Truly Wants To Kill Us All

Screencap via McMike Dammit
Screencap via McMike Dammit

You can keep your sparkly vampires and cheesy ghosts. From the wonderfully demented mind of McMike comes a real terror for Halloween translated into a pumpkin the whole family can enjoy.

Tremble in fear, kiddos. You want a nightmare? You’re livin’ in it. Here’s a pumpkin that wants to slowly suffocate the earth with noxious cheaty turbodiesel fumes.


It’s a real killer, too. Au revoir to third cars at Le Mans. Say goodbye to the best sister-company rivalry in motorsports. Who knows what will be the next victim of the TDI pumpkin’s rampage? Probably some beloved but frivolous concept you wanted to see, but will never get made now.

Moderator, OppositeLock. Former Staff Writer, Jalopnik. 1984 "Porschelump" 944 race car, 1971 Volkswagen 411 race car, 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS.

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Scariest Halloween Pumpkin Ever Truly Wants To Kill Us All

I don’t like Trump either, but I don’t think he’s trying to kill us (well not all of us).