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By the spirit of Charlie Brown's Tannenbaum, we simply cannot believe this thing. The folks at Geiger Cars infused this H2 with little in the way of Bruce and a whole lot in the way of bombast. 3,800 watts of goodwill in the stereo, McMerc-style doors, a faux-bearskin rug and a red leather couch in the back — complete with Webasto auxiliary heater, plus a matching snowmobile and trailer. Interestingly, they didn't mess with the motor. It still displaces the eight tiny reindeer with a mere 320 horses.

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