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Generally, 'round these parts, when we think of elephants and cars, it revolves around our fantasies of stuffing a 426 Hemi in a 2CV. But in the wilds of Africa, the reality's a little different. Mutware, a 37-year-old bull elephant has developed a taste for vehicular demoltion in Rwanda. In fact, his rampant acts of elephantine hooliganism have gotten so worrisome that the US Embassy in Kigali has issued a security alert. Man, if it's not the Hutus, it's the Tutsis. If it's not the Tutsis, it's the pachyderms. We think we'll steer clear of Rwanda for a while.

Elephant takes his frustration out on cars [Times, UK]

Seeing Red: Raging Bull Attacks Vehicles [Internal]