Think about all the ingredients you need for a gold standard of Russian Dash Cam videos. A guy taking a piss? Check. Sunglasses? Check. The most stereotypical music imaginable? Check. A ridiculous and totally avoidable and unnecessary crash? Big check. This video has it all.

And to cap it off, a reaction that can only be described as "mild curiosity," at best.

This is the most Russian Dash Cam Video of all Russian Dash Cam Videos.