Rolls Royce Dubai is gracing customers with a specially-painted, especially ostentatious, carbon fiber-trimmed variant of the Phantom Coupé that will be marketed as inspired by the Goodwood Motor Circuit.

Disappointingly, no report is made of performance enhancements but the car does look fit for a proper super villain. How can you exit a red-interior through suicide doors and not be wearing a sinister cape?

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