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While the call of uncluttered blacktop might seem too much to resist, this kind of behavior is very much a bad idea for a number of reasons.

Let’s say you lose control and crash. I know it’s hard to imagine.

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If you don’t die outright from driving at excessive speeds your dumb broken body will end up taking time and resources away from emergency workers who need to focus on coronavirus patients right now. Staying home isn’t just about stopping the spread of the virus, it’s about giving overwhelmed ERs a break from the usual bullshit so that they can focus all of their energy on seriously ill patients. Plus, there are still other cars on the road, only these cars are more likely to be driven by an essential worker. How bad would you feel if you crash and took out a doctor or nurse right now?