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We swear, English Russia is quite likely simply the most incredibly awesome site on the internet. It's like that postcommunist MBA student with the fantabulous bosom from Leningrad we knew who was very pretty and claimed she wanted a guy like us (although the relationship remained entirely platonic), but apparently managed to convince her "ex-boyfriends" to give her BMWs or ended up flying to basketball games with Paul Allen on his private plane. Yep, just like that: thou shalt not front upon the sheer Pan-Slavic radness. Meanwhile, we should look that chick up.

Russian Bridge Pier [English Russia]

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