The inimitable ThnderBlt sent us a link to this clip the other day, but the damn thing crashed our browser. But the resourceful types at Autoblog — whose budget is larger than ours while their ADD isn't nearly as acute — dug up this version of the vid on YouTube. And oh, crappin' crap, the thing inspires involuntary peals of gigglage. We know what it's like to be helplessly sliding toward another vehicle at low speed on ice. It sucks in ways that few things that don't involve permanent injury, loss of house, home or girlfriend do. However, it's still damn funny to watch.

In Soviet Russia, Ice Skates YOU!