Porn Valley Citroen SM Drives To The Strip Mall Like Any Other Car!

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When you spot a Citroën SM parked in front of a Starbucks in the San Fernando Valley (also known as the Pornography Capitol Of The Universe) and it's nighttime, what do you do? I'd set a huge gas-soaked tire fire on the pavement to provide enough light for photography, but LateralGPhotography had the gear and the chops to get some great photos just with ambient lighting. Make the jump to see the whole gallery and get a Valley Bonus!


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Rob Emslie

Nice SM, and a great Valley connection. Moon's dad Frank and the French go way back:

We're playin' in a test

It's payin' the rent

If you pooch a civilian,

It's a mayor event

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

The girls is all salty

The boys is all sweet

The food ain't too shabby,

An' they piss in the street

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

They got diseases

Like you never seen

Got a mystery blow-job

Turn your penis green

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

They got some coffee,

Eatin' right through the cup,

An' when they go ka-ka

They make you stand up

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

If you're not careful,

It'll stick to your cheeks

You'll smell like a native

For a couple of weeks

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

We cannot wait

Till we go back

It gets so exciting

When the poodles 'react'

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

Never try to get yo' penis sucked

In France