You say you're shopping for a Warsaw Pact Fiat clone but don't feel like driving a Lada or Yugo? How about the FSO Polonez? Basically a rebodied Fiat 125P, the Polonez coupled Italian reliability with Polish styling and was built from 1978 through 2002. Here's a somewhat incomprehensible ad that shows the kind of military hardware packed by FSO dealerships; keep that in mind if you're considering skipping a payment.

More Two-Stroke Goodness From the East Side: FSO Syrena [internal]