The tv show for the greatest of the first group of racing games was never good enough to "bust our crank" or "leave skid marks on our soul," as the commercial for the Atari game claims to be — but it's certainly deserved of a mention, even if it's merely for an award in the category of "what not to do in game/saturday morning crossovers." We happen to believe any time you limit sex fan fiction by making the two main characters brother and sister, you limit your overall audience. But that said,

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