People of Miami, put down your pet crocodiles and be on the lookout for Jeremy Clarkson. He just landed in your city.
I've lived in Florida my whole life and I've never owned a crocodile. Nor an alligator.
Of course I've also never robbed my neighbor's meth lab at gunpoint while wearing women's lingerie and a Catwoman mask while high on bath salts before wrapping my pickup around a palm tree during a failed getaway while my infant twins crawled around in the truck bed. Maybe I'm not your typical Floridian.