While driving down to San Diego, passing by the nuclear tits, we've often gotten a chuckle out of the signs posted that warn motorists of the possibility of illegal immigrant families fleeing to freedom across the 405 freeway. Seems like they might've been of some use in Volusia County, Florida recently when a woman jumped from her Jeep and ran across traffic on Interstate 4. She then proceeded to get tagged by one vehicle after another. Apparently the carnage was so bad, authorities on the scene had to resort to placing traffic cones on the road to mark the locations of various and sundry body parts. An inebriated man was found passed out in the seat of her vehicle and was subsequently arrested on disorderly conduct charges. This one gives us a specific sinking feeling that simply reeks of classic Floridian tragedy.
Car Hits Deer, Deer Hits Man, Man Breaks Ankle [Internal]