A Pabst Blue Ribbon tap handle makes an outstanding Prius accessory if you're a Williamsburg resident, but ELO on the radio? Really? Starship is the ironic music du jour. Please turn in your neon sunglasses and beard. [MobileLocalSocial via OMG-Ponies]
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Pabst Blue Ribbon is hip now? Wow. We always considered it bottom-of-barrel horsepiss, down there with Schaefer and Old Milyuckee. If drinking PBR is trendy, I'll stay out of touch and out of time, thanks.