Our God is an Unfair God: Paris Hilton to Drive a Spyker C8 Spyder in Bullrun

Anybody out there got any new ways to make fun of Paris? We're running low. Though if you watch the video taken by the lovable scamps at TMZ you will notice she employs a 300-pound man to make sure she doesn't spill her latte on her Bentley's soft top. Twit. Anyhow, the good folks at the Bullrun have apparently gifted the dim-witted DUI all-star with a $300,000-ish uber-car that she gets to drive from Montreal to the end of Florida while those of us that legitimately need the car get stuck behind computers making fun of Spinelli's beautiful hair. Dammit.


Paris Joins Amazing Race [tmz.com]

We're Laughing At You: Paris Hilton Might Face 90 Days In The Hoosegow [Internal]


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Hyman Decent

Re: stick shift

The guy who gives her the ride seems to tell her that the Bullrun race cars will have a "sequential" transmission. That's odd because Road & Track makes no mention of an optional transmission in their March road test article on the C8 Spyder but they do mention that a passenger-side airbag will be available starting in June 2008.

(In case you're wondering how Spyker can sell cars without airbags in the U.S., here's what Road & Track says:And though the absence of airbags (due to exemptions for low-volume production) did not bother us, Spyker has announced that driver-side airbags are available as of December 2006 with passenger-side ones to follow in June 2008.)