Onward! Into the great, majestic haystacks of the week! Leap forth, my friends, in a haystack-shaped Heinkel, into the great pastures adventure! Like the majestic haystack, boldly leap into your week, with the stationary, mute determination of the mighty stack of hay!


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Jason Torchinsky

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)