Once, in a simpler era, border crossings were handled with a simple slap to the face, administered by uniformed guards, and for which people in their Simcas were happy to receive.

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Jason Torchinsky

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)