Washington Trucker Jam-Up Is A Hoax, Says Ex-Organizer

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If you have a morning commute in the Washington, D.C. area, here is some good news: a now-excommunicated member of the trucker ride to jam up the Capitol Beltway and arrest the members of Congress now says it's all a hoax. But organizers say it's definitely happening.


Here's the backstory: news about the jam-up by the truckers, who are angry about a litany of things including the national debt and what they say is overregulation of their industry, went viral after U.S. News & World Report wrote a story on it.

In it they quoted an organizer named Earl Conlon, who was the one who said that Congress would be arrested by a "citizens grand jury" created without court approval.

But now, speaking to the Washington Post, Conlon said the whole thing was just a ploy for attention.

“The comments to U.S. News were designed to do one thing and one thing only: stir the feather of the mainstream media,” said Conlon, a father of three. “Nothing gets the attention of the mainstream media like some sort of disastrous threat. I knew it was going to ruffle some feathers.”

So while thousands of truckers may indeed come to Washington on Friday and many of them may travel along the inner loop of the Beltway, honking their horns, they won’t intentionally shut down traffic, he said.

“First of all, we know it would not be right to go to D.C. to lock down the city by the Belt loop,” said Conlon, 50, a veteran truck driver who has suffered through more than his share of traffic jams. “That wouldn’t be fair to the people there.”

In fact, Conlon is not sure that he will even make it to town on Friday.

Emphasis mine. Good for him for realizing that this traffic jam would just affect normal people commuting to work, not the politicians they loathe so much. After all, most members of Congress live in the District itself; they don't need the Beltway to get to work.

The thing is, the event seems like it is still happening. After the U.S. News story ran, the group began distancing themselves from Conlon and saying they do not plan to brake check police officers or arrest members of Congress. And the group's Facebook page and website are still going strong, with some 65,000 likes and no indication that it was a hoax.

Meanwhile, the guy claiming to be the event's true spokesman, conservative Internet radio host Peter Santilli, told Jalopnik it's going strong. And he told Fox News he has this one teeny tiny "non-negotiable" demand:

"One of our demands is NON-NEGOTIABLE: President Obama must be removed from office for crimes against the United States and all unconstitutional executive orders nullified.

How that is accomplished legally is for the legal and constitutional experts to determine."


I guess we'll find out on Friday, won't we?


Obviously these people have never been on the DC Beltway at rush hour; no one will notice.

And this will end up like that protest where "thousands" of gun-humpers were going to cross over the Memorial Bridge into DC on July 4th. Pfffffft.