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In today's edition of "two wrongs don't make a right" a man in Queens, NY vandalized two cars Tuesday night because he allegedly didn't like their parking skills. I don't like bad parking as much as the next guy but this is a little bit ridiculous.

A local CBS affiliate reports that the asshat tagged two cars in the Glendale neighborhood of Queens writing "learn to park s bag" on one, and "hey scumbag park right." Evidently, the suspect dislikes what he perceives to be poor parking as much as he dislikes grammar and spelling.


The man has yet to be caught though surveillance footage from a school may have caught him on tape. Residents of Glendale said that neither car was parked poorly.

Look, I can understand if you're frustrated with the way people park (even if they're actually parked fine) and I get that New York City can be absolutely brutal in the summer but this is just a bit ridiculous. A simple note would tell the offending parker what they need to know, and not make you look like a huge ass.

Top Photo Credit: CBS

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