Holy freakin' crap. The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey (aka Skull-and-Bones Illuminati Freemasons United) tacked $25,000 in fees onto a 47-year-old Staten Island man's $5,254 in nearly 1,000 unpaid E-ZPass tolls.
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"Skill-and-Bones Illuminati Freemasons United" Really? Masons? Can't think of any other groups to shame today?