NSFW: Chevy Trailblazer Turns Deer Into Soup At 75 MPH

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A deer strike is no joke, especially when you're speeding along at night in your Chevy Trailblazer well above the speed limit. Abandon all clickthroughs, ye of weak stomach.

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We've seen foxes and deer and all manner of animal meet (meat) their maker at the grille of a speeding automobile, but this example of a deer being hit by a Chevy Trailblazer and turning into liquid is very impressive. According to the always reliable assertive internet blog headline, the driver struck the deer at 120 MPH km/h (edit: crafty Canadians and their darned metric system). Is that a liver in the rear foot well? Yeesh. We hope everyone in the car was okay. [KensingtonVictoria]

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Rob Emslie

Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch deer brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON DEER BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up bambi's skull!