You young punks these days gotcher Sierracheros and Aztekaminos and yer whatnot, but back in my day we had to drive 100 miles through a blizzard in a Crosleyamino just to get to the little one-room schoolhouse! And when we got there we could only learn multiplication tables up to 5 times 5, because we couldn't afford to buy all the numerals! Featuring the highly-susceptible-to-corrosion COBRA sheet-metal engine, this little Crosley-based truck should warm the hearts of fans of Cars That Only Desperate Post-WW2 Buyers Would Purchase.

1948 Crosley Pickup [eBay]

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