You heard the [fake] man. He does what he wants. You can do that when you’re [pretending to be] a three-time Formula One world champion, I guess.

Follow [the fake] him [or unfollow him, whatever] on Twitter here.

UPDATE: Via Auto Motor und Sport’s Tobias Grüner, this account is actually a fake. This post has been updated accordingly.


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